Friday, December 23, 2011

The Auburn Mall

The Auburn Mall

I'd rather be at the mall,
where the world is very small.

We have store-after-store,
with sale-after-sale.

But after perusing the mall each night (with a girlfriend),
the mall is getting oh-so STALE !!!

Oh scratch that I'm single now,
from a poem I started so long ago-
HEAR THAT GIRLS I'M SINGLE !!


Hear that girls I'm single.


- Jeffrey

Monday, December 19, 2011

I've DELETED my Facebook account...

I deleted it at 9:45 on December 19th, 2011

And I know someone who already knows my password JUST HAS TO LOG IN to abuse what is on the account, but I'm not going to use it any more... my parents want it that way... but I fear a relative who's tapped into my computers is going to use it...

Saturday, December 10, 2011

I Feel Like More .

It all has a great taste, mentally, but I feel like more
tonight
I feel like more, pleasantly, profoundly and resounding. Tonight.

INSPIRED BY THIS SONG - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTzCWZ4_SEo

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

I HATE LIVING AT HOME WITH MY PARENTS- I'M ALMOST 30 !!!

I haven't felt much of any vim to write lately and I blame this on living at home with my parents, definitely !!!  I've written my best when I was at Geneva St. and Chandler Gardens (especially) because I was AWAY from my super-controlling parents and wah-lah I could do whatever I wanted at any time of day.  It was amazing.  But now they won't even THINK about letting me back out on my own until maybe spring or summer.  I say MAYBE because they have this idea that I should always live with them, with them getting a new house with an adjoining-apartment for me, WTF.

I want to live on my own, in my own nice place again, but my parents say IF I live alone on my own again it has to be with someone ---and they have this idea in their heads that I'd do well with one of the few RETARDS I've met at a HEAD-INJURY MEETING !!!

So until one of the RETARDS from one of my HEAD-INJURY MEETINGS is looking for an apartment in Worcester, I'll be living at home with my parents ---FUCK !!!

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

The Auburn Mall

I'd rather be at the mall,
where the world is very small.

We have store-after-store,
with sale-after-sale.

But after perusing the mall each night (with a girlfriend),
the mall is getting oh-so STALE !!!

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Turbo Poetry

This is "Turbo Poetry" I sing aloud reaching the hearts of many,
voicing the unsaid gems of our vocabulary and verbal romance no doubt.

Breath your heart out with wonderful language and I'll wonder what about,
For this is something heartfully brilliant and forespokenly foretold (I sold...)

My feet are getting cold I cover them up quickly with a towel from the house,
but now at this certain location it's so quiet in my room you could hear a mouse,

It's time for toast...now who wants to make the most of it ???

Promoting

Did you hear a door open? for there is so much to explore,
but I will go back to that other thing for half an hour or so.

Wait a minute, wait a minute - life is poetry, they say,
and I agree for as it may the rifts of living propel it best.

Doe Re Mi Fa So La Ti Doh - right?
do I remember that correctly ???

Or that would be starting with Doe and ending with Doh,
which wouldn't really make sense, so I guess that's not it

(Back to the drawing board...)

Or how about the alphabet A to Z, don't you see ????
Something we all learned in grade school,
an important component of society is its language,
now how about that ???

Language, it's why we learned Latin in 7th grade,
and only in 7th grade, "" Et Tu Brutus ?? """

Bless Shakespeare and bless Audrey Hepburn,
but you don't see how I see it though...

Living Without

First a girrrlfriend, the now power to my house,
WTF , I mean this is really uncalled for,
like me "calling out" Justine's parents,
for smoking that proverbial "kind bud" that goes around,
Goes around Southbridge that's for sure,
the slum of filth and those living off welfare,
although Justine's mom Linda doesn't actually...
live in a real slum anymore haha

And now I'm here without POWER- an electrical failure for sure
it's really creepy when "National Grid" controls our elec. sockets
The Weather is the Reason,
why our power is gone, for-to and for-sold our power is missing
la di da and bumpity bump all we have is darkness (and coldness)
with my fingers chattering at the bone I'm writing this,
TELLING YOU ALL :  I'm fah-reezing here now in this place,
and bringing with it (to you) my loneliness and and contemplation
BEING WITHOUT ELECTRICITY PLAINLY SUCKS !!!

So I hear from a power-company worker the elec-trocity may go back on tonite !!!
and it is an atrocity - how much we all rely on this atrocity of power,
My Dad is my hero YAY !!! va va voom he's got the p-p-p-ower started !!!

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Texas Road House

A girl told me earlier this evening,
one of her favorite restaurants is
Texas Road House, but I've never
been there -

I had upstairs roommates who were employees,
yet they were really shady people.

And there's a Tex. R.H. location near my work
but I don't think I'll ever go.

It's too RUSTIC,
very UNFAMILIAR.

Like I'd expect truckers and men with Harleys to go there
and dine with unkempt manners spilling beer and stuff lol

However this girl J.R. said it was one of her favorite places
HI JUSTINE R. !!!

Saturday, November 19, 2011

No More Justine

Okay if you really want to know what happened with me and Justine and her parents here it is :  I've known about Justine's parents medicating themselves with marijuana since the beginning, THE BEGINNING- it's one of the first things Justine said about her parents- they smoke weed - and here I am, a guy who doesn't, and Justine is telling me how she used to enjoye it - so I guess she's fine with her parents use of it, so I figure they smoke weed a lot (she said the amount they had was like "half a shoebox full"...)

One day I see Dan walking by the garage and his eyes were BEAT RED, obviously he'd been getting high, and I tried not to make eye-contact with him - well he must have noticed something was up with me avoiding him and acting shy, because that was the last time I saw him high...

One time I slept over their house and Linda commented that I was drinking a lot of beers, maybe six, and I yelled to her AT LEAST IT'S NOT -MARIJUANA- ... LINDA !!!

A while later, after witnessing their youngest son learning his parents smoke marijuana, I sent Dan Pellegrini this email :

"bad"

I've known that both of you smoke marijuana since I started dating Justine, but something happened recently that you should probably know about - your youngest son knows you smoke weed now - Justine and I came home from doing something on like a Thursday night and we were in the kitchen after Justine said goodnight to you two, then Jake asked Justine if she smelled marijuana and Justine said yeah she smelled marijuana in your room...

It's illegal... I don't do anything illegal...

 - Jeffrey


So then they acted weird and sketchy around me, and one time they had their pot-smoker friend wait in the lobby at UNO'S to maybe say I was stumbling out of the restaurant after too much liquor (not true...) and I think that was gonna be their defense against me if I told the cops about them smoking marijuana as PARENTS of three children... Then when I got sick of them acting weird around me I dumped Justine... She's continued texting me every morning until this day !!!

My Dealer Got BUSTED...

Now I'm without my fix, with nothing to do
Alas I miss the days of getting oh-so high

High like the pie in the sky, but now I'm without
I miss the dope so dearly, I do- I need some more

I need me some more, of that sweet sweet honey
I need me some raspberry kush - can you score ??

My DEALER got BUSTED, I mean by the po-lice
His apartment has been ransacked, no more lease

I mean the man is up in cuffs now, county jail time
It is without a doubt he has done the crime, can he do the time?

He's done the crime...

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Fuck Iraq

Presently crafted and moderately extinguished,
the thoughts of war in Iraq with soldiers getting wasted.

Do you remember the days when there were no
roadside bombs and suprise attacks killing many-

DO YOU ???

American troops overseas in the Middle East
with their camo fatigues and water-bottles

I HOPE WE REIGN SUPREME !!!

Over the Iraq-nid plotting terror, how cruel it is
or their neighbor the Iranian developing weapons...
Nuclear ones, we hear, it's all "allegedly" for now,
and how can we feel safe with these people ???

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

It's all about the "Hype"...

You're the type of parent who'd tell their young child "Brand Names" are bad,
and you'd duck down real low --to their level-- when you told them so.

You're the type of parent who does support small businesses
and there's nothing wrong with that -

you've gotta start somewhere, right ??

Where would Microsoft be if Billy Gates didn't take some initiative ???
nowhere .

You're that type of Hype...

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Planking and Plunking

Plunk yourself down and stay there,
there's no need to explore the terrain
sit there and utter a cry for your brain.

That almost-perfect belonging in your head,
nothing is almost as valuable instead...
Wholey here or wholely there, I'm eating a piece of bread !!!

To whom it may concern,

I must say I adore you in this misty atmosphere,
how spherical it is like all of the planets such as Earth,
my dear my darling my hunny bunches of oats
I see you sitting there and lingering much ado,
moreso to you as if nothing is more than what it is .

However more specifics disclosed here and now,
top-secret documents lined up on your desk too.
Does it concern you ??
or are you an ubiquitous individual who cares nothing?
Nothing about nothing more and who do you implore,
to do this and that, put on your magic hat, and toodle-
loo this one is just for you...

Doe Re Mi

Did you hear a door open? for there is so much to explore,
but I will go back to that other thing for half an hour or so.

Wait a minute, wait a minute - life is poetry, they say,
and I agree for as it may the rifts of living propel it best.

Doe Re Mi Fa So La Ti Doh - right?
do I remember that correctly ???

Or that would be starting with Doe and ending with Doh,
which wouldn't really make sense, so I guess that's not it

(Back to the drawing board...)

Or how about the alphabet A to Z, don't you see ????
Something we all learned in grade school,
an important component of society is its language,
now how about that ???

Language, it's why we learned Latin in 7th grade,
and only in 7th grade, "" Et Tu Brutus ?? """

Bless Shakespeare and bless Audrey Hepburn,
but you don't see how I see it though...

When Girls Are Called "My Boo"...

So go your way and do as it may while I stroke your ear,
nonchalant we shall remain and do not be filled with fear.

Rhyming in the didactic pentameter with those around you,
it's like you're shedding a dust-bunny nature my dear, my boo
with everyone around you...

Screw you, I say the greatness has happened already,
so take your siblings to and fro-
I have no place to go... My "boo" like Casper the Friendly Ghost
and will you be my host of my interludes or escapades,
and be it as it may...

My Boo, my boo, my boo - but do you have it in you ???
My Boo, my boo, my boo, are you worth what this takes ??
And what do you have to restore my faith if not    ?      (an italicized question-mark)

Saturday, October 29, 2011

   I've known that both of you smoke marijuana since I started dating Justine, but something happened recently that you should probably know about - your youngest son knows you smoke weed now - Justine and I came home from doing something on like a Thursday night and we were in the kitchen after Justine said goodnight to you two, then Jake asked Justine if she smelled marijuana and Justine said yeah she smelled marijuana in your room...
It's illegal... I don't do anything illegal...

 - Jeffrey
I don't like how Justine's parents are treating me- every time I see them they act especially conscious to make a point out of acting suspicious to see if I'm drunk... I've only gotten intoxicated at their house once, and that was months ago, but seeing as how their daughter was injured by a drunk-driver I guess they have a reason... however both of them smoke lots of marijuana, and so I'll always think of them as addicted burnout stoners...
Justine's crazy step-dad said he would "chant for my happiness" lol he smokes a lot of weed and chants to Buddha... seriously
A housewife I know has been abused by her alcoholic ex-husband , was once a stripper , and abuses drugs - WHO AM I TALKING ABOUT ???
    • Jeffrey Marquis There's a video of her having anal sex and her husband suffers from depression that he alleviates with marijuana - WHO AM I TALKING ABOUT ???
      19 hours ago ·
    • Jeffrey Marquis she has three children !!!
      19 hours ago ·
    • Jeffrey Marquis WHO AM I TALKING ABOUT ???

Monday, October 17, 2011

The Proactiv Solution

What better way to get your skin clear
than to adopt the method of cleansing
that so many youths have paired with?

Sign up for a Proactiv Solution !!!
maybe look for the machines at the mall
or call the 1-800 number,
they deliver it to your house when you need it

It comes in a 3-step system that'll get your skin clear
my dear,
so won't you use the Proactiv System ???

Sunday, October 9, 2011

I'll Miss the Orgasms...

I'll miss having orgasms when I die. It's really the best part of being alive. But I have the feeling that Heaven will be like one *continuous* orgasm in and of itself, like that's the feeling it will give you. It's THE BEST FEELING and it's part of creating life - how perfect !!! It'd make sense that God would pair the amazing-ness of sex with the necessity of creating endless generations of all living things, right ??

When I die, I'll miss the Orgasms...

Friday, September 16, 2011

To My Parents...

Although I may misbehave occasionally,
and I mean just occasionally,
drinking too much,
I do love you,
so every every much,
and we can make sandwiches
for a picnic,
in the park someday
speaking to one another with silent gestures,
loving in hugs with one another,
(but never kisses except on the cheek,)

And we can make sandwiches...

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Terrorists

Talented under the perceptions of a mad-man...
And gifted as according to the view of a loony...

Given the bombing-schematics we have here it will be a success,
taking the lives of many innocents delivering them to Heaven...

Mayhem. Madness. Insanity.
Along with them the many murders of those going about their daily business,
oh okay things might seem normal one minute but soon you'll float with angels.

"Delivered," unto your final destination, and unseeing the truth of why,
why, why, why - why you've been slaughtered... (but we all know why)

It's because you were in "the wrong place at the wrong time"

9/11.
WTC.
The anniversary is coming up - did you hear about another POSSIBLE ATTACK ???

Panic. Panic. Panic. (and more panic)

The hype of the media is right-on in my opinion (IMO...)
but it's just protecting us so we can't be mad at it,
and who knows maybe some wacko has planned some terror as an homage to the man,
the man who became famous over night (or over a few nights...) Osama Bin Laden,
who's dead now thankfully, burn in Hell, you deserve the pain and suffering, you do
You offer no threat now in Hell, thankfully

For me, I have done nothing wrong (or nothing THAT wrong...)
No Kills. No Rapes. No Drug-Convictions... I'm that "good"...
Can you believe it, I've NEVER done drugs !!!
I've never taken a hit off a joint or any of that lingo !!!

Normality.

I'm big on playing Solitaire,
and I watch NBC
I listen to NPR
I'm a psychologist, what can I say,
I mean, I've been through college and learned to be exactly normal.
As normal as that sentence,
and more normal than you know - I buy Kenwood, drive Ford,
and I draw Aces after I shuffle a deck of cards - THAT NORMAL !!!

Abuse of Wives

Grab your hair and pull it back,
toward the stove,
because I'm an "abusive husband"

Rah. Rah. Rah.
She deserves it

ARE YOU KIDDING ME ???

Anything a husband should be doing is kissing his wife,
or making love sweet love to her "that's fuckin' right"

Right, that's fuckin' right !!!

Sunday, September 4, 2011

At present...

Now I'm at the laptop,
here's where everything does flop,
and maybe you were there...

At this distict moment .

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Bedtime

A lover beckoning you to come to bed,
is it music to your ears,
or are you more concerned with trivial matters ??

Swishy-Swashy dreaming amid the pillows,
for day will come soon,
so get your 'Z' s now while you can...

NIN

Nine Inch Nails were my favorite band from the 8th grade on...
all that time since onward front and there-forth
From "Closer" to "Capital G"
and with their performance at Woodstock '94
which I'll have to admit was about 'just as good' as any other performer

Did you know Trent Reznor is the lead singer??
and my Mom drew me a picture of his face once back then...

Trent Reznor's exact face in an exactness I'll always remember
Exactly.
Exactly Excellent.
Thank you Deb.

Pen & Ink
First-Hand
Completed,
like this poem...

Way of Speaking

Poetry please I'd like to hear what's on your mind,
and I'd love to know what bounces around in your head,
did you hear what I said ???

Unsympathetic gestures and mentions with it twisting around
like the spinning of a carousel with the horses going up 'n' down
and I wonder who's around...

You know, these days, this 'n' that
it's like you can't reach people anywhere but on a cell-phone...

Never using the house-phone, always the cell-phone, a "celly"
because what comes out of the mouth ain't poetry, like this...

Hardly a rhyme and ne'er a didactic pentameter,
only on the page do we find exact and premeditated speech,
eating like a peach and chugging like a folly, poetry makes you feel jolly

Poetry makes you feel jolly alright... =)

ICU (intensive Care Unit)

Emergency Room happenings on this fateful night,
will it be life or death ?? you pick

Blood everywhere with the throat just gacking,
what we have here isn't pretty,
not in the least...

Severed limbs and Traumatic Brain Injuries coming through the entrance
with no one embracing the cries and screaming
people do this for a living, they see this every day

In In In
the tragedy never stops, people coming in hurt

The "helping people" isn't the same like with "recovery" ;
this is just stop the hurt, end the death-syptoms
prevent their death and dying, there's no lying,
you very well might die here... sorry,
but we'll do everything we can to re-route that pathway

Friday, August 12, 2011

The Tinker Up Top

Never-ending paradise in the temporary mindset,
certain neuro-chemicals bringing us to these places.

Seratonin and Dopamine connecting throughout the Synapses.

LOVE.

We get those things in the brain working just right,
and how we feel is a result of things in the brain...

Our brains, those precious belongings in our heads, thank God for them...

Thursday, August 11, 2011

It's in the Air

Blossoming bosoms adding plentiful ambiance to the atmosphere,
and sweet ladies all around smiling bright smiles ear to ear

Hearing the delightful tunes and laughter throughout the auditorium,
nonchalant fragrances drifting about the atmosphere after being applied

This goes out to the man who's in his true spirits being in a real crowd,
champagne flowing on this auspicious occasion with it being sensed

The phony people being weeded out and ignored by everyone lol,
only tried 'n' true individuals with outstanding clout unmatched

Health and wealth being shone so brightly, the feel-good smiling,
designer fabrics being worn on this Friday or Saturday night

It's in the air on this evening...

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Doing It "that way"...

Of rapture and release comes the purest loveliness,
abysmal depths of doing things for other people
who like and enjoy what you're doing, of course

But somewhere along the way we're always introduced,
introduced to things perceived as "nasty" and "not healthy",
yet all the while pleasureable, do you get what I'm saying??

He he he .

Monday, August 8, 2011

Rising and Releasing while sinking into sultry lavishness...

so the result floundered and now you pout about it, well I think not,
and your presence is tepid to say the least, saying it all the best

crude resentment being totally to blame, for this the reaction,
I mean can you just imagine what this will do to us all ???

what it did to us all, what it did to us all, what it did to us all

Fail.

snap crackle pop, in and all about it for whathaveyou, whilst here now
at this time and place where you are about in your positive position

there and about that being that we have come about, isn't that right??
Follow the beat along with the tune of the song in and out of the loop

We have what we are along with "the crazies" - Skitzophrenia, Etc.
None of that in our department where ONLY NORMALITY IS ALLOWED

Gotta have cool arrivals and departures in this our airport terminal
Gotta have sight of the oncoming traffic in the lanes on our left side

Seeing good results is the nature of our wishes, just like the bitches
"Bitches. Bitches. Bitches." It's all I hear from my girlfriend, the girls I meet

Shrimp Scampi ??? Scantly, like "Oh Please." Not in my house... ever .
Swallowing your pride, with the shrimp, let it all go down easy will you??

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Needlessly Charismatic

Results expounding in an infinite loop,
enough carbohydrate and you'll poop.

Alley-oop, like b-ball stars

Larry Bird or Michael Jordan, they say "Stand aside."

Alley-oop, double dribble to the basket right down the free-lane
Maybe you heard about the NBA "Dream Team" of 1996,
or the free-falloutin' center-court addicts of the wooden field

You still can't get over that gross word I used, can you ??
Well here's something to take your mind off of it -

Imagine this, you are on a Bermuda beach at sunset,
and the waves are rolling in one after another, almost endlessly
your towel under you is wet with sweat your body has been leaking
and someone's radio nearby is providing valuable "white noise"
on this special DAY - toss it up any WAY - things are good right now you'd SAY

But the lifeguard blows his whistle, for there is trouble in life-
there's always trouble in life, and someone's gonna get bitten by a sharky...

Or a firework is gonna blow up in a child's hand,
severing their thumb and pinky
but that's too bad so we WON'T TALK ABOUT IT
you can't discuss this sort of thing,
(especially in a public forum),
or to anyone for that matter - things are always the matter - it's just how it is

Rattle-Tattle battle-battle, do you want to fight ???
Good Lord I hope not- this household can't handle that sort of thing
we have delicate statues crafted by Michelangelo himself all over the place
immaculate paintings here created by the one and only Da Vinci

It's all unique, it's all very individual - perfectly born through a human,
and hu-man and true man, don't you see?

I'm happy
are you happy ??
and what a ridiculous way to start a poem... =)

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Nonchalant Extravagance in a Nutshell

Of the wildest and extremest Nickelodeon wrote
or the freebasing and mirror-scraping like Magic Johnson writes

It's bigger than lip-gloss,

LIP-gloss
LIP-gloss
LIP-gloss

when the reaction hits the penetration it does like it does
with your millions doing like they do, like they do, you know??

but read this part slowly,
and invent an immaculate beat
to this and by this, for this of course

I'm doing it for yours truly my dear I hope you appreciate,
and never ever-ever ever treating you badly of course,
while you do your business in the bathroom and pee,
peeing, and peeing, but girls don't pee that much
so we'll cut it right there...

but guys, we pee A LOT
my girlfriend is always amazed by the sheer amount
of piss coming out of me,
when I pee,
don't you see ??

My hunny, my bunny, my everlasting sweetie,
and I'm sorry things are so short in the bedroom, you know ??
It's just... it's just... I could always use a couple drinks in me beforehand
or a couple -few, albeit many or maybe, through and through, a couple few
I'm all about the booze, or maybe that's a bad thing, *ring-ring-ring*
The caller announces "Righty-Tighty, Lefty-Loosey"

Anyone remember that from Shop Class ??
when we worked with wood,
and screws,
screwing that wood,
and screwing that wood,
right girls ?? (but you were always the worst in that class...)

Females should stick to sewing (not swearing) and cooking,
for I can't cook a decent meal for the life of me...
and that I am - I'm reliant upon those freezer-packs,
you drop into a pan and turn on your over-fan and wait 15 minutes

But that's just me,
How about YOU ???

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Dutch Master Brand Cigars

All the kids are into this shit, apparently, allegedly, tragically
Smoke ain't good for you, but these babies 'll keep you puffin'

Puff and Smoke
Puff and Smoke

This shit gives you a buzz like a high
but not as much as Salvia, no way !!!

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Backwards and Forwards

The visual extermination of hues has left me color-less, and odor-less, like the vanished scent of an air-freshener, it's all gone, gone away, to somewhere else... leaving me alone, all alone, missing you, missing your ways, oh those ways you had - reminding me a bright future does exist, if I could just get it all back...

some how ,  some way
do you know where I'm coming from ???

Monday, July 18, 2011

Guidance Counselor shops at Sears

I would recommend you pick up Flatulence as a major and choose some classes in Laziness along the way you pot-smoking reefer-junkie, for I am a guidance-counselor who has chosen to work with kids in a high school, guh like OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MYSELF ???

I'm a guidance counselor, I wear these glasses because my eyes are kind of weak, and contacts bother my sensitive pair of peepers - I need some "specks" do you have a problem with that ???

I AM A GUIDANCE COUNSELOR

I AM *THE* GUIDANCE COUNSELOR !!!

For you have no choice but to deal with me the man with the real office-desk at this institution, open every day, except in the summer-time...

This shirt is Chaps, these khaki's are Dockers, you wanna "front" ???
(I heard one of the kids in the hall say that, is it still "hip" ??? )

I got them at Sears with my wife, ok? with her you know, the two of us, right?
It's just me and her in this big store with great clothing and home appliances, and I'm just thinking about improving my kitchen, right??
it's just a great place for furnishings and towels and even handkerchiefs ok

They have everything, and I mean EVERYTHING !!!
a vision department where I can get a new pair of those specks, I mentioned...
or some gear for my car in the automotive section, like if I need an oil change
so please do shop at Sears would you, in the future from this day forward??

You all should shop at Sears...
But no one should be a Guidance Counselor...

Sunday, July 17, 2011

I Dig Tunes

but oh the rhapsody of the melody all comes together at the end of the song when it explodes with arrogance over the loudspeakers, alarming everyone...

the beat of the song shines with sheen beauty as it culminates on one large spectacle for the listener...

I like it it gives you, like you can hear it - that's what happens when I listen to music, don't be afraid...

Monday, June 27, 2011

Coming Back

So your Dad's home ??

No my stepdad- he's a pale old man with a stringent whisky tinge to his breath, who will tell you left-and-right about this-and-that... you know, a real SINKER ...

Baby I went to Barbizon beauty-school, with the best of them learning photographic intercourse between the model and the photographer... I've channeled along with the best of them summoning emotion...

Can I stay with you at your place for a while ?? because I mean I already have my stuff packed and I just need a place to put it I can crash at for a couple nights... or a couple few... or longer... """or to-and-fro I need a place to go... other than my own..."""

 --that's my whole, entire poem right there--


Hip hop hooray for I have seen the prophet proclaiming something special I assure you, like a graduation to something bigger-and-better, and put on your Grandmother's sweater, for I have something to show you bring to you put on your table like it's a li'l sup'm sup'm good enough for all...

How are you like ACTUALLY, though ???

When you are not around all of this hub-bub, like a lot of it, like it is now with us here and present and able to accommodate our surroundings... here and present, like a gift to give to another, or the poor-and-needy, do you do charity?? it's a really nice thing to do...

Put your text upon the chalkboard so we can all see and take a glance into your thoughts, and thought-processES, like take a taste of another students beliefs... put your own mind into his words... and open up a world... another world... coming from afar near and here, can you hear it ??

We're just F*** b******, are we clear ???

But you are too sweet for me in order as per us existing as so... wouldn't that be amazing ???? or maybe not... judging from those there eyebrows of yours... baby this is Jersey, we do it right here... right-here... right now, like right-now... let's go.... or no we don't, wouldn't that be amazing ????

Like a dozen roses for your mom and dad... Mum'n'Pop...as annoying as the Dewey-Decimal-System... as reviving as a dunk in the pool in the backyard... and did I tell you I drive a Porsche Carrera if there ever was one... like it is... and just like that... put it in your emerald sack... HERE WE GO !!!


Slap-shot like hockey the sport FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT but don't worry you'll be fine there Gretzgy you've got the nerves, hockey stamina in a Gatorade, power in a popsicle, you've gotta lick the ice down there, eh champ ???

Monday, June 6, 2011

Digital Sex

Really all it means is "sex with your hands"...

But it sounds like it's referring to a 21st Century invention where motherboards and computer chips are buzzing and clinging to our bodies with the internet and websites loading data so we cum and cum again with on-screen an stimulus of 0's and 1's on the keyboard...

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

collective consensuses

borrowing bills from Bank of America terminals
spending the outright redundant payback
fill out the form as instructed and sigh
and sigh, and sign your life away
on the dotted line ....................

lesbian

Get microscopic on a word :

Lesbian .

The alternate method of female-female sex,
sexy sex, like God had never imagined
and with the sultry misses-es tonguing flaps
or young-ish girls exploring "what the boy does"

Lesbian .

Fingers flicking back and forth...

Should I be writing this??
It makes me feel funny...

And allow me to clarify,
I only like the "bleach-blonde lesbos"
Not the 90% of "tough" dikes...
And that's that about "Lesbian" .

Monday, March 21, 2011

Upgrade

On a quest to do better in all areas
swathe and sway in improvement
I seek upgrade endlessly...

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Charlie Sheen

Risky or Risque,
Do you hear that?
It's me getting Frisky...

nom nom nom
eating the little bits
seeking upgrade
in a mediocre Life of it

oh that's just me getting in big trouble with THE most important people you will ever meet .
you know - the people upstairs - the men in suits - NOT Charlie Sheen

Not Charlie Sheen,
Not Charlie Sheen,
Not Charlie Sheen...

What is with this guy, eh ???

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Lyrics from a Song

Champagne wishes,
Dirty white bitches.

You know what this is,
Fucking Ridiculous.

Monday, February 21, 2011

420

What's the last time you took a toke so big
you coughed your lungs out, emptying the smoke?

Me, I don't fuck with that burnout shit,
so I'm one-up on that one, my upper-hand

It's illegal in our country,
you go to jail...

and once again I don't do that,
so my upper-hand  =P

Leave It All To Me

the Lover and the Leaver,
I said leave it all to me
and don't you see?
Look at all we have upon us,
it may never be...

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Writing Poetry is Dangerous

Simply aristocratic as if most do the best they can,
and someone dark is standing over you with a cane,
like a whipping stick keeping you very motivated mmm-hmmm,

Keep typing though with your weak wrists disseminating greatness,
and now is the time when we go back and retreat like hiding,
crawl back into your crawl-space like that

And we'll pretend this never happened .

Knowlege is Epidemic .
hear the far-reaching cries of a population who screams teach me
shouting "take me to a college or university to LEARN ME some knowledge"

That's it, just learn me some info please... Please my dear and we'll pretend this never happened... that is until I emerge from the colloquial institution a smarter man or woman... dun dun da dah !!!
Text books, notebooks, pens and pencils, but turn off your cellphone... gotta go

Monday, January 10, 2011

Turbo Crunk

This shit is the absolute magnificent,
while I pontificate on preceptorates.
While I become illy on random shit.
Watch it precipitate... And I'll PENETRATE the vaginal wall...


And does anyone remember their periodical tables, eh??