Nonchalant Extravagance in a Nutshell

Of the wildest and extremest Nickelodeon wrote
or the freebasing and mirror-scraping like Magic Johnson writes

It's bigger than lip-gloss,

LIP-gloss
LIP-gloss
LIP-gloss

when the reaction hits the penetration it does like it does
with your millions doing like they do, like they do, you know??

but read this part slowly,
and invent an immaculate beat
to this and by this, for this of course

I'm doing it for yours truly my dear I hope you appreciate,
and never ever-ever ever treating you badly of course,
while you do your business in the bathroom and pee,
peeing, and peeing, but girls don't pee that much
so we'll cut it right there...

but guys, we pee A LOT
my girlfriend is always amazed by the sheer amount
of piss coming out of me,
when I pee,
don't you see ??

My hunny, my bunny, my everlasting sweetie,
and I'm sorry things are so short in the bedroom, you know ??
It's just... it's just... I could always use a couple drinks in me beforehand
or a couple -few, albeit many or maybe, through and through, a couple few
I'm all about the booze, or maybe that's a bad thing, *ring-ring-ring*
The caller announces "Righty-Tighty, Lefty-Loosey"

Anyone remember that from Shop Class ??
when we worked with wood,
and screws,
screwing that wood,
and screwing that wood,
right girls ?? (but you were always the worst in that class...)

Females should stick to sewing (not swearing) and cooking,
for I can't cook a decent meal for the life of me...
and that I am - I'm reliant upon those freezer-packs,
you drop into a pan and turn on your over-fan and wait 15 minutes

But that's just me,
How about YOU ???

Dutch Master Brand Cigars

All the kids are into this shit, apparently, allegedly, tragically
Smoke ain't good for you, but these babies 'll keep you puffin'

Puff and Smoke
Puff and Smoke

This shit gives you a buzz like a high
but not as much as Salvia, no way !!!

Backwards and Forwards

The visual extermination of hues has left me color-less, and odor-less, like the vanished scent of an air-freshener, it's all gone, gone away, to somewhere else... leaving me alone, all alone, missing you, missing your ways, oh those ways you had - reminding me a bright future does exist, if I could just get it all back...

some how ,  some way
do you know where I'm coming from ???

Guidance Counselor shops at Sears

I would recommend you pick up Flatulence as a major and choose some classes in Laziness along the way you pot-smoking reefer-junkie, for I am a guidance-counselor who has chosen to work with kids in a high school, guh like OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MYSELF ???

I'm a guidance counselor, I wear these glasses because my eyes are kind of weak, and contacts bother my sensitive pair of peepers - I need some "specks" do you have a problem with that ???

I AM A GUIDANCE COUNSELOR

I AM *THE* GUIDANCE COUNSELOR !!!

For you have no choice but to deal with me the man with the real office-desk at this institution, open every day, except in the summer-time...

This shirt is Chaps, these khaki's are Dockers, you wanna "front" ???
(I heard one of the kids in the hall say that, is it still "hip" ??? )

I got them at Sears with my wife, ok? with her you know, the two of us, right?
It's just me and her in this big store with great clothing and home appliances, and I'm just thinking about improving my kitchen, right??
it's just a great place for furnishings and towels and even handkerchiefs ok

They have everything, and I mean EVERYTHING !!!
a vision department where I can get a new pair of those specks, I mentioned...
or some gear for my car in the automotive section, like if I need an oil change
so please do shop at Sears would you, in the future from this day forward??

You all should shop at Sears...
But no one should be a Guidance Counselor...

I Dig Tunes

but oh the rhapsody of the melody all comes together at the end of the song when it explodes with arrogance over the loudspeakers, alarming everyone...

the beat of the song shines with sheen beauty as it culminates on one large spectacle for the listener...

I like it it gives you, like you can hear it - that's what happens when I listen to music, don't be afraid...