Rampant Consumerism

Buy X X X and Y,

because it will make your life easier, the commercial says

and purchase your products here, they're a lot cheaper

this particular store will be the location for you to buy at

and that's that

come pick it up, today, and that's that

then you enjoy what you bought...

Duane Reade's

So whatta you wanna do baby, and no I don't want to watch Cops again

I wanna go diving in the Pacific viewing the natural treasures of the underwater world

I wanna skate across the frozen ocean near Alaska and overwork my thighs and calves

I wanna work them thighs and calves,

and I wanna change the style up a li'l bit...

Bitches get Stiches, dearest mademoiselle

I yell at my girlfriend, "BAD BABY !!! " =X

Hit and Quit It like the Pro's do... and everything shall come to you

like Coke Zero, which reminds me, I'd like to know how many of you,

drink caffeinated beverages at night - well ??

I want to know if they make things sparkly, and do you have trouble,

falling to sleep then thereafter ??