Monday, June 27, 2011

Coming Back

So your Dad's home ??

No my stepdad- he's a pale old man with a stringent whisky tinge to his breath, who will tell you left-and-right about this-and-that... you know, a real SINKER ...

Baby I went to Barbizon beauty-school, with the best of them learning photographic intercourse between the model and the photographer... I've channeled along with the best of them summoning emotion...

Can I stay with you at your place for a while ?? because I mean I already have my stuff packed and I just need a place to put it I can crash at for a couple nights... or a couple few... or longer... """or to-and-fro I need a place to go... other than my own..."""

 --that's my whole, entire poem right there--


Hip hop hooray for I have seen the prophet proclaiming something special I assure you, like a graduation to something bigger-and-better, and put on your Grandmother's sweater, for I have something to show you bring to you put on your table like it's a li'l sup'm sup'm good enough for all...

How are you like ACTUALLY, though ???

When you are not around all of this hub-bub, like a lot of it, like it is now with us here and present and able to accommodate our surroundings... here and present, like a gift to give to another, or the poor-and-needy, do you do charity?? it's a really nice thing to do...

Put your text upon the chalkboard so we can all see and take a glance into your thoughts, and thought-processES, like take a taste of another students beliefs... put your own mind into his words... and open up a world... another world... coming from afar near and here, can you hear it ??

We're just F*** b******, are we clear ???

But you are too sweet for me in order as per us existing as so... wouldn't that be amazing ???? or maybe not... judging from those there eyebrows of yours... baby this is Jersey, we do it right here... right-here... right now, like right-now... let's go.... or no we don't, wouldn't that be amazing ????

Like a dozen roses for your mom and dad... Mum'n'Pop...as annoying as the Dewey-Decimal-System... as reviving as a dunk in the pool in the backyard... and did I tell you I drive a Porsche Carrera if there ever was one... like it is... and just like that... put it in your emerald sack... HERE WE GO !!!


Slap-shot like hockey the sport FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT but don't worry you'll be fine there Gretzgy you've got the nerves, hockey stamina in a Gatorade, power in a popsicle, you've gotta lick the ice down there, eh champ ???

Monday, June 6, 2011

Digital Sex

Really all it means is "sex with your hands"...

But it sounds like it's referring to a 21st Century invention where motherboards and computer chips are buzzing and clinging to our bodies with the internet and websites loading data so we cum and cum again with on-screen an stimulus of 0's and 1's on the keyboard...