Texas Road House

A girl told me earlier this evening,
one of her favorite restaurants is
Texas Road House, but I've never
been there -

I had upstairs roommates who were employees,
yet they were really shady people.

And there's a Tex. R.H. location near my work
but I don't think I'll ever go.

It's too RUSTIC,
very UNFAMILIAR.

Like I'd expect truckers and men with Harleys to go there
and dine with unkempt manners spilling beer and stuff lol

However this girl J.R. said it was one of her favorite places
HI JUSTINE R. !!!

No More Justine

Okay if you really want to know what happened with me and Justine and her parents here it is :  I've known about Justine's parents medicating themselves with marijuana since the beginning, THE BEGINNING- it's one of the first things Justine said about her parents- they smoke weed - and here I am, a guy who doesn't, and Justine is telling me how she used to enjoye it - so I guess she's fine with her parents use of it, so I figure they smoke weed a lot (she said the amount they had was like "half a shoebox full"...)

One day I see Dan walking by the garage and his eyes were BEAT RED, obviously he'd been getting high, and I tried not to make eye-contact with him - well he must have noticed something was up with me avoiding him and acting shy, because that was the last time I saw him high...

One time I slept over their house and Linda commented that I was drinking a lot of beers, maybe six, and I yelled to her AT LEAST IT'S NOT -MARIJUANA- ... LINDA !!!

A while later, after witnessing their youngest son learning his parents smoke marijuana, I sent Dan Pellegrini this email :

"bad"

I've known that both of you smoke marijuana since I started dating Justine, but something happened recently that you should probably know about - your youngest son knows you smoke weed now - Justine and I came home from doing something on like a Thursday night and we were in the kitchen after Justine said goodnight to you two, then Jake asked Justine if she smelled marijuana and Justine said yeah she smelled marijuana in your room...

It's illegal... I don't do anything illegal...

 - Jeffrey


So then they acted weird and sketchy around me, and one time they had their pot-smoker friend wait in the lobby at UNO'S to maybe say I was stumbling out of the restaurant after too much liquor (not true...) and I think that was gonna be their defense against me if I told the cops about them smoking marijuana as PARENTS of three children... Then when I got sick of them acting weird around me I dumped Justine... She's continued texting me every morning until this day !!!

My Dealer Got BUSTED...

Now I'm without my fix, with nothing to do
Alas I miss the days of getting oh-so high

High like the pie in the sky, but now I'm without
I miss the dope so dearly, I do- I need some more

I need me some more, of that sweet sweet honey
I need me some raspberry kush - can you score ??

My DEALER got BUSTED, I mean by the po-lice
His apartment has been ransacked, no more lease

I mean the man is up in cuffs now, county jail time
It is without a doubt he has done the crime, can he do the time?

He's done the crime...

Fuck Iraq

Presently crafted and moderately extinguished,
the thoughts of war in Iraq with soldiers getting wasted.

Do you remember the days when there were no
roadside bombs and suprise attacks killing many-

DO YOU ???

American troops overseas in the Middle East
with their camo fatigues and water-bottles

I HOPE WE REIGN SUPREME !!!

Over the Iraq-nid plotting terror, how cruel it is
or their neighbor the Iranian developing weapons...
Nuclear ones, we hear, it's all "allegedly" for now,
and how can we feel safe with these people ???

It's all about the "Hype"...

You're the type of parent who'd tell their young child "Brand Names" are bad,
and you'd duck down real low --to their level-- when you told them so.

You're the type of parent who does support small businesses
and there's nothing wrong with that -

you've gotta start somewhere, right ??

Where would Microsoft be if Billy Gates didn't take some initiative ???
nowhere .

You're that type of Hype...

Planking and Plunking

Plunk yourself down and stay there,
there's no need to explore the terrain
sit there and utter a cry for your brain.

That almost-perfect belonging in your head,
nothing is almost as valuable instead...
Wholey here or wholely there, I'm eating a piece of bread !!!

To whom it may concern,

I must say I adore you in this misty atmosphere,
how spherical it is like all of the planets such as Earth,
my dear my darling my hunny bunches of oats
I see you sitting there and lingering much ado,
moreso to you as if nothing is more than what it is .

However more specifics disclosed here and now,
top-secret documents lined up on your desk too.
Does it concern you ??
or are you an ubiquitous individual who cares nothing?
Nothing about nothing more and who do you implore,
to do this and that, put on your magic hat, and toodle-
loo this one is just for you...

Doe Re Mi

Did you hear a door open? for there is so much to explore,
but I will go back to that other thing for half an hour or so.

Wait a minute, wait a minute - life is poetry, they say,
and I agree for as it may the rifts of living propel it best.

Doe Re Mi Fa So La Ti Doh - right?
do I remember that correctly ???

Or that would be starting with Doe and ending with Doh,
which wouldn't really make sense, so I guess that's not it

(Back to the drawing board...)

Or how about the alphabet A to Z, don't you see ????
Something we all learned in grade school,
an important component of society is its language,
now how about that ???

Language, it's why we learned Latin in 7th grade,
and only in 7th grade, "" Et Tu Brutus ?? """

Bless Shakespeare and bless Audrey Hepburn,
but you don't see how I see it though...

When Girls Are Called "My Boo"...

So go your way and do as it may while I stroke your ear,
nonchalant we shall remain and do not be filled with fear.

Rhyming in the didactic pentameter with those around you,
it's like you're shedding a dust-bunny nature my dear, my boo
with everyone around you...

Screw you, I say the greatness has happened already,
so take your siblings to and fro-
I have no place to go... My "boo" like Casper the Friendly Ghost
and will you be my host of my interludes or escapades,
and be it as it may...

My Boo, my boo, my boo - but do you have it in you ???
My Boo, my boo, my boo, are you worth what this takes ??
And what do you have to restore my faith if not    ?      (an italicized question-mark)