Either Andy Gleick or Alex Kozlov just installed a virus on my Dell - which was already TAPPED - and so I had to pay $80 to possibly have it fixed...

Andy's mad at me because I made a joke about falsely raping his daughter when she was an INFANT !!!
Alex is mad at me because he allowed an older man to have sex with him every day for approximately a month...

I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG !!!!!! stop fucking with me !!!

ps - whoever caused my car-accident will surely burn in hell... (not me!!!)