Turbo Crunk

This shit is the absolute magnificent,
while I pontificate on preceptorates.
While I become illy on random shit.
Watch it precipitate... And I'll PENETRATE the vaginal wall...


And does anyone remember their periodical tables, eh??

Rampant Consumerism

Buy X X X and Y,

because it will make your life easier, the commercial says

and purchase your products here, they're a lot cheaper

this particular store will be the location for you to buy at

and that's that

come pick it up, today, and that's that

then you enjoy what you bought...

Duane Reade's

So whatta you wanna do baby, and no I don't want to watch Cops again

I wanna go diving in the Pacific viewing the natural treasures of the underwater world

I wanna skate across the frozen ocean near Alaska and overwork my thighs and calves

I wanna work them thighs and calves,

and I wanna change the style up a li'l bit...

Bitches get Stiches, dearest mademoiselle

I yell at my girlfriend, "BAD BABY !!! " =X

Hit and Quit It like the Pro's do... and everything shall come to you

like Coke Zero, which reminds me, I'd like to know how many of you,

drink caffeinated beverages at night - well ??

I want to know if they make things sparkly, and do you have trouble,

falling to sleep then thereafter ??

sex

Lesbian Touchy Feely Hotness, I'm easy to please

the particulars of that "feeling" though- they make me excited

but I'm saying what doesn't- these days when I'm a prepubescent boy

looking at the female feminine world so lavishly, with thoughts of licking it

with any luck

and luck is what it will take at this occasion of a pot supper for the sexes

Sexy Sex- furvishly, no FEVERISHLY

rapidly and panting, oh here it comes

"Furvishly" is that a word??

Sweaty sweaty sex with a lot of sweating,

and two bodies rubbing together so rightly,

and so tightly 

Fucking. Yeah Straight-Fucking...

Having sex, you have what you have, but is that all??

And Panting, with those panties gone

(but nowadays it's just thongs anyways...)

Police like other Police

And that's about it

I mean how many of you genuinely LIKE the police,

always pulling you over and shit,

handing out speeding tickets,

issuing you court dates,

court summons for your divorce

Have they ever saved you ???

I doubt they've saved you...

And here I go on a rant,

about the boys in blue,

hiding behind their badges

Cops like other cops, and that's about it

They like their own, and that's about it

But what about the average-man,

who's running a little bit late on the highway

driving safely but going a little bit fast just this one time

End of story.

Lingerie Chronicles

Dominique why do you stare at me so?

It's as if you don't know any-thing about me

Cassandra riddle me this, you tickle my fancy,

How on earth did you perceive my gaze as so?

Mrs. Foxworthy how do you reveal as much as you do?

I'm talkin' TRASH, appropriately noteworthy, are we agreed?

People people people and names names names

these bitches looking slack-jawed with enthusiasm

for yours truly I'm enamored to say, no no PROCLAIM

I AM THE KING OF THESE WOMEN !!!

Talking trash and getting ass -- you know how I do...

Kitchen Cleaning

The one room of the home for toiling with scrubbing dishes

don't forget to put the silverware in the dishwasher

you want it clean, you want EVERYTHING clean

I mean, this is where you eat your food, isn't it?

Maybe there'll be a telephone on the wall

you want to talk to your friends while you're baking,

catching up on the timely reminiscence of doing so previously

Possibly, or refilling the napkins, or Dusting. Yeah Dusting.