Rising and Releasing while sinking into sultry lavishness...

so the result floundered and now you pout about it, well I think not,
and your presence is tepid to say the least, saying it all the best

crude resentment being totally to blame, for this the reaction,
I mean can you just imagine what this will do to us all ???

what it did to us all, what it did to us all, what it did to us all

Fail.

snap crackle pop, in and all about it for whathaveyou, whilst here now
at this time and place where you are about in your positive position

there and about that being that we have come about, isn't that right??
Follow the beat along with the tune of the song in and out of the loop

We have what we are along with "the crazies" - Skitzophrenia, Etc.
None of that in our department where ONLY NORMALITY IS ALLOWED

Gotta have cool arrivals and departures in this our airport terminal
Gotta have sight of the oncoming traffic in the lanes on our left side

Seeing good results is the nature of our wishes, just like the bitches
"Bitches. Bitches. Bitches." It's all I hear from my girlfriend, the girls I meet

Shrimp Scampi ??? Scantly, like "Oh Please." Not in my house... ever .
Swallowing your pride, with the shrimp, let it all go down easy will you??

Needlessly Charismatic

Results expounding in an infinite loop,
enough carbohydrate and you'll poop.

Alley-oop, like b-ball stars

Larry Bird or Michael Jordan, they say "Stand aside."

Alley-oop, double dribble to the basket right down the free-lane
Maybe you heard about the NBA "Dream Team" of 1996,
or the free-falloutin' center-court addicts of the wooden field

You still can't get over that gross word I used, can you ??
Well here's something to take your mind off of it -

Imagine this, you are on a Bermuda beach at sunset,
and the waves are rolling in one after another, almost endlessly
your towel under you is wet with sweat your body has been leaking
and someone's radio nearby is providing valuable "white noise"
on this special DAY - toss it up any WAY - things are good right now you'd SAY

But the lifeguard blows his whistle, for there is trouble in life-
there's always trouble in life, and someone's gonna get bitten by a sharky...

Or a firework is gonna blow up in a child's hand,
severing their thumb and pinky
but that's too bad so we WON'T TALK ABOUT IT
you can't discuss this sort of thing,
(especially in a public forum),
or to anyone for that matter - things are always the matter - it's just how it is

Rattle-Tattle battle-battle, do you want to fight ???
Good Lord I hope not- this household can't handle that sort of thing
we have delicate statues crafted by Michelangelo himself all over the place
immaculate paintings here created by the one and only Da Vinci

It's all unique, it's all very individual - perfectly born through a human,
and hu-man and true man, don't you see?

I'm happy
are you happy ??
and what a ridiculous way to start a poem... =)

Nonchalant Extravagance in a Nutshell

Of the wildest and extremest Nickelodeon wrote
or the freebasing and mirror-scraping like Magic Johnson writes

It's bigger than lip-gloss,

LIP-gloss
LIP-gloss
LIP-gloss

when the reaction hits the penetration it does like it does
with your millions doing like they do, like they do, you know??

but read this part slowly,
and invent an immaculate beat
to this and by this, for this of course

I'm doing it for yours truly my dear I hope you appreciate,
and never ever-ever ever treating you badly of course,
while you do your business in the bathroom and pee,
peeing, and peeing, but girls don't pee that much
so we'll cut it right there...

but guys, we pee A LOT
my girlfriend is always amazed by the sheer amount
of piss coming out of me,
when I pee,
don't you see ??

My hunny, my bunny, my everlasting sweetie,
and I'm sorry things are so short in the bedroom, you know ??
It's just... it's just... I could always use a couple drinks in me beforehand
or a couple -few, albeit many or maybe, through and through, a couple few
I'm all about the booze, or maybe that's a bad thing, *ring-ring-ring*
The caller announces "Righty-Tighty, Lefty-Loosey"

Anyone remember that from Shop Class ??
when we worked with wood,
and screws,
screwing that wood,
and screwing that wood,
right girls ?? (but you were always the worst in that class...)

Females should stick to sewing (not swearing) and cooking,
for I can't cook a decent meal for the life of me...
and that I am - I'm reliant upon those freezer-packs,
you drop into a pan and turn on your over-fan and wait 15 minutes

But that's just me,
How about YOU ???

Dutch Master Brand Cigars

All the kids are into this shit, apparently, allegedly, tragically
Smoke ain't good for you, but these babies 'll keep you puffin'

Puff and Smoke
Puff and Smoke

This shit gives you a buzz like a high
but not as much as Salvia, no way !!!

Backwards and Forwards

The visual extermination of hues has left me color-less, and odor-less, like the vanished scent of an air-freshener, it's all gone, gone away, to somewhere else... leaving me alone, all alone, missing you, missing your ways, oh those ways you had - reminding me a bright future does exist, if I could just get it all back...

some how ,  some way
do you know where I'm coming from ???

Guidance Counselor shops at Sears

I would recommend you pick up Flatulence as a major and choose some classes in Laziness along the way you pot-smoking reefer-junkie, for I am a guidance-counselor who has chosen to work with kids in a high school, guh like OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MYSELF ???

I'm a guidance counselor, I wear these glasses because my eyes are kind of weak, and contacts bother my sensitive pair of peepers - I need some "specks" do you have a problem with that ???

I AM A GUIDANCE COUNSELOR

I AM *THE* GUIDANCE COUNSELOR !!!

For you have no choice but to deal with me the man with the real office-desk at this institution, open every day, except in the summer-time...

This shirt is Chaps, these khaki's are Dockers, you wanna "front" ???
(I heard one of the kids in the hall say that, is it still "hip" ??? )

I got them at Sears with my wife, ok? with her you know, the two of us, right?
It's just me and her in this big store with great clothing and home appliances, and I'm just thinking about improving my kitchen, right??
it's just a great place for furnishings and towels and even handkerchiefs ok

They have everything, and I mean EVERYTHING !!!
a vision department where I can get a new pair of those specks, I mentioned...
or some gear for my car in the automotive section, like if I need an oil change
so please do shop at Sears would you, in the future from this day forward??

You all should shop at Sears...
But no one should be a Guidance Counselor...

I Dig Tunes

but oh the rhapsody of the melody all comes together at the end of the song when it explodes with arrogance over the loudspeakers, alarming everyone...

the beat of the song shines with sheen beauty as it culminates on one large spectacle for the listener...

I like it it gives you, like you can hear it - that's what happens when I listen to music, don't be afraid...